{"id":8309,"date":"2012-01-20T19:33:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T17:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tischtennis-osc.de\/?p=8309"},"modified":"2012-01-20T21:03:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T19:03:40","slug":"wenn-der-bauer-nicht-schwimmen-kann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tischtennis-osc.de\/?p=8309","title":{"rendered":"Wenn der Bauer nicht schwimmen kann, &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>dann liegt&#8217;s an der Badehose. Es geht doch nichts \u00fcber alte Volksweisheiten. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nIch habe es ja immer schon geahnt, diese ganze Materialdebatte ist nur ein einziger gigantischer Hype. Denn wer wirklich spielen kann, der kommt auch mit Gitarre, Fotoapparat, Pfannenwender, Nagelknipser, Schokoriegel, Armbanduhr und was sonst noch so rumliegt als Schl\u00e4gerersatz bestens klar.<\/p>\n<p>Also: Wenn das n\u00e4chste Mal wieder ein Schl\u00e4ger zu Bruch geht, will ich kein Gejammer mehr h\u00f6ren, nehmt Euch lieber ein Beispiel am <strong>&#8222;Incredible Ping Pong Master&#8220;<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"274\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FI_6CClfY6k?version=3&amp;hl=de_DE\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"274\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/FI_6CClfY6k?version=3&amp;hl=de_DE\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dann liegt&#8217;s an der Badehose. 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