{"id":6256,"date":"2011-07-08T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T22:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tischtennis-osc.de\/?p=6256"},"modified":"2011-07-07T16:38:16","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T14:38:16","slug":"markus-f-legt-halle-b-in-schutt-und-asche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tischtennis-osc.de\/?p=6256","title":{"rendered":"Markus F. legt Halle B in Schutt und Asche"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wer am Mittwoch unverletzt aus der Halle B fl\u00fcchten konnte, hatte schlicht und ergreifend nur Gl\u00fcck. Denn was da von dem selbsternannten P.I.M.P der Abteilung gemeingef\u00e4hrliches abgeliefert wurde, war schon mehr als beachtlich:<\/p>\n<p>Drehte man sich als Gegner kurz zum Ball aufheben um -zack- hatte man schon die ersten Belagfetzen im Nacken und in den Haaren, die Markus F. beharrlich und emotionslos mit versteinerter Miene vom Holz rupfte. Aus Sicherheitsgr\u00fcnden beendete der Autor daraufhin das Match um nicht noch eine gr\u00f6\u00dfere Katastrophe auszul\u00f6sen. Doch es war zu sp\u00e4t. Der Ausbruch war von nun an nicht mehr zu stoppen und wurde zudem durch das Auftauchen vom Spitzenspieler plus Anhang nur noch weiter angefacht. Literweise Wasser \u00fcberall, fliegende Besen, noch mehr Bel\u00e4ge in Gesichtern, Stra\u00dfenpylonen wohin man auch gehen wollte. Das ganze garniert mit 768 Trainingsb\u00e4llen die sich aus dem Nichts \u00fcber Tisch 1 ergossen und einen Trainingsbetrieb nun vollkommen unm\u00f6glich machten.<\/p>\n<p>Spitzenspieler und Anhang zogen entnervt von dannen, was andere sicherlich auch wollten, sich aber letzten Endes deshalb nicht trauten, weil Markus F. grinsend auf einer Bank am Ausgang sa\u00df. Es h\u00e4tte alles passieren k\u00f6nnen. So spielte man unter Angst weiter und konnte erst dann wieder ein wenig aufatmen, als Kathrin S. den Aggressor endlich unter Ihre Fittiche nahm und zur Besinnung brachte.<\/p>\n<p>Als Fazit l\u00e4sst sich \u00fcber diesen Trainingsabend nur sagen, dass Herr Rendler bitte nun endlich das Holz liefern soll und der Ferienanfang nicht nur kleine Kinder um den Verstand bringt! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wer am Mittwoch unverletzt aus der Halle B fl\u00fcchten konnte, hatte schlicht und ergreifend nur Gl\u00fcck. 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